Recycled Cartridges Positively Patriots Fans
CSPN, the Cartridge Sports Programming Network, just released a striking poll. Recycled printer cartridges are nutty over the New England Patriots – apparently to the point of distraction. Many businesses are lodging complaints with remanufacturing companies regarding unusual ink blots and banding (see photo of TPS report below). Brad Burbary, of Inkjets Times Two, was quoted, “Our phones are off the hook! I don’t know what’s gotten into them [the cartridges], but I can’t wait until Monday.”
Well, eCycle Group called a couple fans to learn a bit more. Hew Inkson (shown below gobbling a hot dog at a early season game) described himself as a die hard Patriots guy. “I’d rather be landfilled than watch the Patriots lose this one.”
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